I'm seeing a person who a) is a photographer and b) lives in a different country and c) is far more visual than me. I'm now relearning intimacy through a whole new medium. It's not like being right there with someone, but it also doesn't let your imagination run wild like phone sex or sending dirty emails; it's some whole new thing, with its own drawbacks and its own distinct pleasures. Skype sex is like watching porn that stars a person who (hopefully) you know for real, who's aware that you're watching them.

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Of course, there's absolutely no shame in doing sexy things over video chat — the only people in the wrong in revenge porn scenarios are the ones who share videos, images, and screenshots without their partner's consent.

So if you're in a LDR (or you and bae are just going to be apart for a short while), it may be time to try Skype sex. We've enlisted Devika Singh, a tantric sex and relationship coach, to help us round up a list of tips to make your Skype sex game hot enough to keep you satisfied until you see your partner IRL again.

Lucky for us, the year is 2017, and the communication options for long-distance couples have come a long way from hand-written love letters (although that's still not a bad idea).

Thanks to video chat applications like Skype, you can now see one another — which means that you can get sexy with your partner over Wi-Fi, even if it's going to be a long time until you can get busy in real life.

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But unlike Facebook or other types of online chat, you get to hear and see the person you’re communicating with. For all you know, there could be five others in the room ready for a live show.

Someone could even be secretly recording the episode to broadcast later (although Skype itself does not record the calls).

Which makes going online to mix, mingle and maybe even hook up almost as acceptable as doing it a local singles club. After all, you can see who you're talking to, and you're safe and sound in the comfort of your own home, right?