Younger men dating older women often have their hands full.If you only have experience dating women your own age or younger there are some big mistakes that you need to avoid.

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” Says Barbara “I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Harry, twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from $10.00 to $2,000, was what he was told. The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck. ” “Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!

Asks Barbara with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ” “Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. He is just the cutest, he says to me in the cutest voice “Hi Grandma! ” At the urging of Harry’s wife and doctor, 50 year old Harry finally made it to the gym.

photo credit: jesuslizrd Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! ” So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting.

So please revel in our hilarious collection of old people jokes. John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?

If you are feeling down or unhappy take a peek at some cute and funny quotes or these funny quotes about life.

Self Image Whatever age we are, we can benefit from taking a fresh look at our image and by being as realistic about it as possible – in a positive as well as negative way. A good sense of humour is critical in all aspects of life but especially when faced with the mirror everyday!

No random late-night booty calls, because he goes to bed at 9 pm every night.

If you like it or want to try it, he’s been there, done that! He won’t pretend to listen to you just so he can get in your pants.

Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.” “That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license? It’s the wire around your neck – it makes people talk louder!